...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You need Xanax blowdarts
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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