I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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