1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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