at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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