love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize