All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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