dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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