Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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