Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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