Sponge bath it is.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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