Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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