Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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