Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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