no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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