so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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