You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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