you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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