so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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