my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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