Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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