You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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