shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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