Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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