i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You are the jesus of drinking
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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