It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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