The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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