I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
two words...techno handjob
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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