i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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