I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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