It's Friday. Sex?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
ttyl tear gas
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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