She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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