how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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