out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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