no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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