At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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