I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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