i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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