so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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