So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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