He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
there is puke in my bra ... again
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