i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
