Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(209): View more from California

Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest

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(614): View more from Ohio

just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.

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(409): View more from Texas

You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?

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(702): View more from Nevada

Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.

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