Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize