I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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