Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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