I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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