you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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