Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We're like a lot better than the average bears
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
These tits shall not be calmed
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