I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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