Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
My vagina just clenched in fear
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
