Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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