You're completely useless in the revolution.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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