I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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