Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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