SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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