I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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